things that make you go, "ewgh"

Another crazy day at the faculty/staff gym. Today when I entered the room in the row of the three elliptical machines there was a man in a sleevless work out shirt parked in the center one with the other two free. So I scampered onto one of the free ones and caught wind of the nastiest smelling B.O. I Gagged. Yet determined to get my workout going on time I stuck it out, having to completely turn my head to the side and just about into my sleeve in order to help filter the putrid smell. Why!? Will someone please tell me why!? Why do grown men forget to use underarm or take showers? What the heck do they eat to cause such a stench? I don't know.

There there's the sasquach(*sp) that works out nearly everyday as well in his tank top and shorts. He's got this tuff of hair springing forth from his back. Oh, it's gross. Some one needs to introduce him to Nads or wax or some form of hair removal. Seriously. It's just gross. I'm not for super hairy guys, a little hair is normal, but sporadic tuffs of hair is just plain 'ewgh.'