it's * snot * funny

It's really snot. That's right. It's cold season. After facing an incredible assortment of weather rangeing from a high of mid 70s to a low of 28F here you can imagine what my body's reaction to it all must be. Tissue full after tissue full of. . . well, yah, next to one of the grossest bodily substance known to man. . . SNOT. That gooey substance that reproduces itself faster than you can pull a tissue from the kleenex box. My nose is starting to become chapped and red. Oh the sad state-of-being for such a wee lil bodily part. Needless to say, I now have a 'sexy' deep voice. Well, I think I sound like a man, but others have begged to differ. All I know is that I can hardly sing without choking myself.

Hack. Cough. Gurgle. Hauk. Sniffle. Snuff. Blah!

It's just gross. Simply put, it's disgusting. I really hope I get better soon.